I’ve seen vikings on a TNG, astronauts on a Honda, and moped driving characters making people stop and stare as they buzz on by. Lost at 3am in the mist, broken down in Northern Ontario, talking to a man in an ape suit while seeing if a downed rider wasContinue Reading
I’ve been offered a banana by a man in an ape suit, stood guard at our nation’s capital while carrying a small rubber chicken, and I’ve seen motorized monstrosities covered with silver duct tape and LED lights. It’s a circus of (lack of) speed, a mad house of motors, aContinue Reading
I was attacked by a rubber chicken, offered a banana by a man in an ape suit, watched everything from a tinfoil alien to a cow ride past me – all of this in the midst of riding several hundred kilometers in a mad dash through puzzles and mysterious mapContinue Reading